February 2010
i wonder which one of these rich bitches
hopped in their private jets and got their asses to vegas or something. lol
aloha
its not that i dont like fitted, its the fact that immature little boys think fitted will boost up their steeze thinking it makes themselves look goood. if you got 2billz to buy a “VVVVNDS kam” i suggest you spend it on something worth the money (supreme/crooksncastles/thehundreds) and then come back to me about steeze. k pau
formspring.me
BAABE! I want you to reply to this! I LOVE YOU! Helen is FOREVER opening my door.. fuckin’ psycho. AND she’s yelling out all this gross shit, as always. -__- I have a stuffy nose & I don’t like it. I miss you. Hurry home. I love you!
aww sorry babe
Baby! I love you!
i love you
i got 99 problems
and they all bitches, wish i was jigga man, care free livin…
bottom again?
is hawaii not voting or something? =/
by the airport.
- me: sign said no parking within 600 ft. wtf are these cars doing? (pointing at a parking lot)
- babe: babe its hertz (rental car company)
- me: ...
- babe: ....
- me: howcome it hurts?
“if i fall, if i die, know i lived it to the fullest. IF I FALL IF I DIE, KNOW I LIVED IT MISSIN BULLETS!”
—CUDDER
“Crush a bit, little bit, roll it up, take a hit
Feelin’ lit feelin’ light, 2 am summer night.” —cudder
Feelin’ lit feelin’ light, 2 am summer night.” —cudder
im on the persuit of happiness
i know that everything that shines aint always gold. i’ll be fine once i get it. i’ll be good.
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POREO-WHATEVEA, WAS GOOD TO ME. THEY WERE ENTERTAINING....BUT DANCE WISE-NO! LOOKIN' LIKE LOW BUDGET JABBAWOKEEZ
(VIA CANDISECITY@TWITTER)
AMEN!!!
SpongeBOB
Jordan: YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
Me: WHAT WHAT ?
JORDAN: SPONGEBOB WAS MADE FOR ADULTS
Me: … NO WAY
Me: really ?!
Jordan: OMG
Jordan: DONT YOU GET IT
Jordan: MR KRABS.
Jordan: LIVES IN BIKINI BOTTOM
Jordan: grossss Me: LOLLLLL
Jordan: its all sex and drugs!
Jordan: PEARL
Me: DID YOU JUST REALIZE THIS BECAUSE YOU’RE HIGH? J
Jordan: YEAH
Jordan: PEARL
Jordan: like gettin some PEARL
Jordan: patrick STAR
Jordan: is a pornstar name
Me: .. I don’t get the Pearl one.
Jordan: PEARL in slang is sex
Me: Ohh. Hahah.
Me: Okay, what’s Spongebob then
Jordan: MS PUFF
Jordan: PUFF PUFFFF
Me: smokinnnng, right?
Me: hahaha
Jordan: right!
Me: What about Spongebob ?!
Jordan: i dunno
Jordan: maybe it was a girl who thought of all this
Jordan: and she uses a sponge to clean her uh huh
Me: Ohh. Sandy cheeeks?
Jordan: OGM
Me: like… butt cheeks?
Me: Hahahahaha
Jordan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: Squidward Tentacles ?
Jordan: ITS SUCH A LOGICAL ASSUMPTION
Jordan: squidwards nose
Jordan: is like a dick
Jordan: and nobody wants a soft limpy one
Jordan: so thats why they hate him!
Me: HAHAHAH. is that why he’s such a loner
Jordan: OMG
Jordan: IM SUCHA GENIOUS!
Me: LOL , yes you are.
I don’t know how you guys made sense to me even if this is so SICK beyond words. Haha! Spongebob will never be the same again.
hahahahahahahahah
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